Disclaimer: I am not a wanted criminal.
     I was feeling particularly curious, and decided to google myself. 
In doing so I found that the third item to come up under my name was a wanted posting for a woman convicted in Florida. While we share the same name, our similarities end there. 
     She being a tall, blonde, white woman.
     Myself a short, dark haired, bespectacled half asian.
So just for future reference, I would just like to clarify that I have never been incarcerated.